They show guy's asses on TV commercials here (and I think I peed on a rat).
Izod Lacoste has a commercial here where this hot guy runs through his apartment looking for his underwear and he's Buck Naked in the whole thing! And we're not talking Dennis Franz Insta-butt shot either!

I was just sitting at my favorite private spot listening to all the Accademia students practice in some palazzo across the canal, drinking a Lowenbrau, and I really had to pee and I was like "whatever, there hasn't been anybody down this alley for the whole time" so I stood up and let 'er rip and a rat shot out from out of a crack in the steps!

I was all spontaneous this afternoon and jumped on a vaporetto thinking it would be a shortcut back to St Marco - um. No. TWO HOURS later, I was on some island in the lagoon and being kicked off the boat! End o' the line! Luckily, another boat came by soon in the other direction and a nice old lady helped me find my way back. Whew for that.

I really don't know what's been my favorite part so far. I've been eating ice cream cones, waving at babies and volunteering to help tourists. What's happening to me? It's this place. It's having an affect on me.

Today I was walking thru the Cannaregio and this unbelieveably cute Italian teen was approaching and I was all like "Wow, he's unbelieveably cute" and then he just walked up and started conversing in Italian at me! Like we were old pals! I was all "Sorry I only speak English" and he looked very surprised and amused and apoplogized and walked off. Cutely. It was hot.