The Iron Catastrophe (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} glamateur) wrote,@ 2002-07-30 19:59:00 |
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Holy fucking CHRIST, it's been awhile...
... since I posted a real old-fashioned livejournal entry. It's been one of "those" three month stretches of time.
My alcoholic weekend was a smashing success. Last Saturday morning, I stopped by the Rite Aid at Columbia Pike and Geo Mason Dr (motto: "The ONLY store in NoVA with never a line!") and bought a half gallon jug of Chablis for $5.23! it got me thru Sat afternoon, Sunday morning and all the way into Sunday evening, at which time I switched to vodka drinks for the balance of my stay at Filler. Which was great fun. Mommie looked fab, Daddy was a-spinnin 'n' a-buyin, and a certain someone we all know and love barely escaped being assaulted by yours truly. (Since I did not get laid this weekend, not for the lack of trying, and for the first time in quite a few weekends, it took major amounts of control to not make a spectacle of myself THAT WAY).
As you may know, Frank and I have new carpet. I took the opportunity to repaint my room, buy a new comfy bed and wire my room for broadband. HIMMLICH!
My Dad is getting remarried THIS SATURDAY. I'M THE BEST MAN! IN THE CHURCH WE HAD MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL IN LESS THAN 2 YEARS AGO! Then there's a big pool-based wedding party at the Denton House of Scandal! Matthew will be at the beach this weekend, so I'm going to ditch the wedding party early and drive from Denton to the shore. Perhaps I will pull a Joan Crawford in "Humoresque" and drown myself in the ocean while I'm there.
However, I probably won't, since that would preclude me from becoming even more of a corporate schill, as I do believe I will be applying for a new job at E*TRADE, namely that of "Banking Website Quality Assurance Engineer" which does in fact pay MUCHO DINERO. Because, you know what people? It IS all about the benjamins.
Now, class, if you'll turn your Maxim magazines to page 190, you will see an incredibly ugly/hot male model wearing a completely hideous biker-style jacket and simple looking shirt. See the blurb at the bottom of the page? "Leather jacket, $10,550 and knit shirt, $1,195, both by Giorgio Armani..."
Perhaps this will be the costume in which I will drown myself. What becomes of one's credit card debt upon one's death?
Now, if you will excuse me, I got some mutha fuckin "Love Boat" to watch. Holy mother of pearl - Mackenzie Phillips as a sex change patient on his/her 1st criuse after the operation... YEAH, BABY!
... since I posted a real old-fashioned livejournal entry. It's been one of "those" three month stretches of time.
My alcoholic weekend was a smashing success. Last Saturday morning, I stopped by the Rite Aid at Columbia Pike and Geo Mason Dr (motto: "The ONLY store in NoVA with never a line!") and bought a half gallon jug of Chablis for $5.23! it got me thru Sat afternoon, Sunday morning and all the way into Sunday evening, at which time I switched to vodka drinks for the balance of my stay at Filler. Which was great fun. Mommie looked fab, Daddy was a-spinnin 'n' a-buyin, and a certain someone we all know and love barely escaped being assaulted by yours truly. (Since I did not get laid this weekend, not for the lack of trying, and for the first time in quite a few weekends, it took major amounts of control to not make a spectacle of myself THAT WAY).
As you may know, Frank and I have new carpet. I took the opportunity to repaint my room, buy a new comfy bed and wire my room for broadband. HIMMLICH!
My Dad is getting remarried THIS SATURDAY. I'M THE BEST MAN! IN THE CHURCH WE HAD MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL IN LESS THAN 2 YEARS AGO! Then there's a big pool-based wedding party at the Denton House of Scandal! Matthew will be at the beach this weekend, so I'm going to ditch the wedding party early and drive from Denton to the shore. Perhaps I will pull a Joan Crawford in "Humoresque" and drown myself in the ocean while I'm there.
However, I probably won't, since that would preclude me from becoming even more of a corporate schill, as I do believe I will be applying for a new job at E*TRADE, namely that of "Banking Website Quality Assurance Engineer" which does in fact pay MUCHO DINERO. Because, you know what people? It IS all about the benjamins.
Now, class, if you'll turn your Maxim magazines to page 190, you will see an incredibly ugly/hot male model wearing a completely hideous biker-style jacket and simple looking shirt. See the blurb at the bottom of the page? "Leather jacket, $10,550 and knit shirt, $1,195, both by Giorgio Armani..."
Perhaps this will be the costume in which I will drown myself. What becomes of one's credit card debt upon one's death?
Now, if you will excuse me, I got some mutha fuckin "Love Boat" to watch. Holy mother of pearl - Mackenzie Phillips as a sex change patient on his/her 1st criuse after the operation... YEAH, BABY!
